Greetings to all you Nuts out there!
Yes, I know it's been a LONG time since you last heard from me...and I'm sure some of you are very grateful for the reprieve. For those who were grateful for my online absence, however, tough shit...
So I'm back...with three new MP3s and one of them available to download for FREE!
Happy Freakin' Birthday is the name of the FREE song, and it's not just a tune, but a useful tune. Use it to entertain friends and family...or annoy those you don't like. Your ch…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on September 19, 2009 at 3:49pm —
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Greetings sportsfans!
Nothing much new to report, except that MySpace now allows ten songs as opposed to six. I pulled off the intro and uploaded five songs from
Call Me Screwy, so that now there's five songs from each album.
In addition, I'm running a different ad campaign on Second Life, in which the new ad can be viewed on the Misc page of
www.screwyfromstlouie.com. I'd run the same campaign on MySpace except I'm having a problem uploadi…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on April 18, 2009 at 5:24pm —
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Hello sportsfans!
I've included an intro on the Misc page on
www.screwyfromstlouie.com that is appearing on my social networking pages on MySpace and The Circuit At Lo-Fi St. Louis. Also, I've included a ton of new jokes on the website, all of them at the beginning of their respective categories.
When combing through MySpace pages, I noticed other bands, such as Bowling For Soup, had an introduction. I thought, why not me and do it in my own style…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on February 7, 2009 at 3:00pm —
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Greetings sportsfans!
And good news! Amie Street is giving away $5.00 gifts to download ANY music from their store to the fans of those bands whose music appears on Amie Street and is distributed through Tunecore. And since Amie Street employs a rather progressive pricing policy, I can tell you that $5.00 will enable you to download MORE than just 5 songs (uh, hopefully you'd select my songs, but that's entirely up to you). Just click on the link below, or if that doesn't work, just copy it and…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on January 10, 2009 at 3:38pm —
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A belated (but not by much) Happy New Year sportsfans!
And don't we hope it's better than last year? But don't hold your breath.
Since there is no seasonal idea to relate to (unless you live in the northern states or Canada, and are still digging yourself out), I'll just simply state that 9th St. Goo and Call Me Screwy are still both available online at iTunes, Amazon, Rhapsody, eMusic, Napster, LaLa, Shockhound and Amie Street, and links to those sites' pages can be found on the Music page at…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on January 3, 2009 at 4:01pm —
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Merry f--king Xmas sportsfans!
9th St. Goo and Call Me Screwy are both available online at a variety of stores just in time for Chrismas, so surf on over to your favorite online music retailer and create your own Christmas Riot! Available at iTunes, Amazon, Rhapsody, eMusic, Napster, LaLa, Shockhound and Amie Street, and links to those sites' pages can be found on the Music page of www.screwyfromstlouie.com. That is my sales pitch, and yeah, I know I'm a really shitty salesman.
I've also inclu…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on December 16, 2008 at 4:24pm —
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Happy turduckey day sportsfans!
9th St. Goo (and Call Me Screwy) are now both available online at a variety of stores, just in time to f--k up your holidays. Well, not completely f--k up your holidays, but to aggravate the crap out of you if you are easily offended by such songs. Both albums are available at iTunes, Amazon, Rhapsody, eMusic, Napster, LaLa and Shockhound, and links to those sites' pages can be found on the Music page at www.screwyfromstlouie.com. Both albums are also slated to a…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on November 23, 2008 at 3:17pm —
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Howdy sportsfans!
Yes, the final track is finished. And yes, the final 60-second MP3 has been added to www.screwyfromstlouie.com. The title of the new track is
Christmas Riot. I thought I'd try my hand at a Christmas song, although it's more like the Los Angeles riots than any Christmas carol.
And yes, the album is done after much blood, sweat and tears and has been uploaded for distribution, appearing at an online music retailer near you somewhere between 4-6 weeks, hopefully sooner si…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on November 1, 2008 at 9:52pm —
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Hello again sportsfans!
Yes, another track is finished. And yes, another 60-second MP3 has been added to www.screwyfromstlouie.com. The title of the new track is Vomitus Interruptus. Care to venture a guess as to what it's about? That leaves me one track to go before I release this next, as-yet-untitled album (I figure ten is a nice round even number). Unlike those bands that sell CDs, there's no reason to wait until I have something like seventeen finished tracks.
So why only ten songs? Well,…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on September 6, 2008 at 2:52pm —
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Greetings sportsfans!
It's been a long time since you last heard from me. If you're one of those who's glad about that, then why are you reading this? Go do something more productive, shithead.
Nope, no accident with a runaway lawn tractor. More like writer's block and a pinched nerve which was the impetus behind The Dusty Trail (To Therapy). Also, my constant referral to you as sportsfans is now justified with Artificial Turf.
Which brings me to the reason for this update: not one, not two,…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on August 24, 2008 at 6:41pm —
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Hello sportsfans!
It's been quite a while this time since you last heard from me. For some of you, that may be a good thing, but if so, then why are you reading this?
Which brings me to my main reason for this update: a new 30-second MP3 of the next finished track, Cyst, can be heard on the Music page at www.screwyfromstlouie.com. That and the fact that I'm still here and alive...no, no medical problems and no, I wasn't flooded out with all that rain the Midwest received. I was quite cramped i…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on April 26, 2008 at 4:44pm —
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Hey sportsfans!
It's been a another while since you've heard from me. But like I said before, what's the point of posting something if I don't have anything new to tell you or, for that matter, show you? So listen to me now and hear me later...a new 30-second MP3 of the third finished track, Color Swatch, can be heard on the Music page of www.screwyfromstlouie.com.
And it's NOT a booger or poop song.
There's plenty more subject matter out there to write about...such as women who get those mas…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on February 23, 2008 at 1:03pm —
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Hello again sportsfans!
It's been a while since you've heard from me. Of course, what's the point of posting something if I don't have anything new to tell you? So that's why you're hearing from me now...a new 30-second MP3 of the second finished track, Ever Expanding Diaper, can be heard on the Music page at www.screwyfromstlouie.com.
I bet I know what you're thinking..."A whole album of booger and poop songs? Why?"
Why not?
No, just kidding. While I enjoy the finer art of potty humor, I do…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on February 1, 2008 at 2:16pm —
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Hello sportsfans!
I said time to get going on a new album, and I meant it. A 30-second MP3 of the first finished track can be heard on the Music page of my website, www.screwyfromstlouie.com. No, I’m not going to tell you what the name of the song is...you’ll just have to go check it out. Why should I ruin the suspense (if there is any)?
And I plan on putting up 30-sec MP3s of all tunes as I finish them, so check back to www.screwyfromstlouie.com for previews! And see if anything hits you over…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on January 5, 2008 at 4:10pm —
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Happy Holidays, sportsfans!
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Ramadan or whatever else is going on, etc., etc. (I have no idea if I spelled these correctly). Just wanted to wish you and yours a great holiday season and an even better new year.
And don't forget those HUGE discounts in After-Christmas sales. Didn't get what you wanted for Christmas? Well, there you go. Of course, those discounts won't apply to Xbox, Wii or Playstation 3 or anything else fun. Maybe, just maybe, now you'll be…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on December 25, 2007 at 11:47am —
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Hello again sportsfans!
Call Me Screwy is now available on Amazon MP3 and iTunes around the world...I'm still waiting for iTunes/Somalia (just kidding). Heaven help us all, I am now officially part of the global economy. Whatever the case, iTunes giftcards still make excellent stocking stuffers.
And Rabid Grandma still has been getting something that could be regarded as regular airplay at Party Central Radio (www.partycentralradio.com), thanks in large part to DJ Rhiannon (aka Rhiannon Stradl…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on December 15, 2007 at 6:25pm —
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Greetings sportsfans!
Call Me Screwy is going international, and will be appearing on ALL iTunes around the world and Amazon MP3 sometime during the week of December 9. This includes Canada, Australia/New Zealand, United Kingdom/European Union and Japan. Also iTunes/Somalia (just kidding).
I simply figured that since Second Life is an international game, and since I've been receiving plenty of hits on my ads there, and since I couldn't tell the country of origin of the interested (or curious)…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on December 8, 2007 at 5:01pm —
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Hey again sportsfans!
Do I really have anything new to report? Not really. Except iTunes giftcards make excellent stocking stuffers. And how long do I really want to leave up the headline Whoops! My Bad! on my website or my social networking pages?
Still, on the bright side, DJ Rhiannon (aka Rhiannon Stradling, aka I do know her real first name but I'm not telling) at Party Central Radio (www.partycentralradio.com) has been kicking out the jams, playing Rocket Car and what not. And Count Your…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on November 24, 2007 at 11:59am —
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Hello again sportsfans!
WHOOPS! MY BAD!I had errantly reported that I was having problems with trying to upload
Call Me Screwy to the Podsafe Music Network. As it turns out, the problem was yours truly. Since I had signed up as also a label, that was the initial information that was needed and I also had to sign up as an artist. Thanks again to Bill Streeter of LO-FI Saint Louis for pointing that out.
Call Me Stupid.
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on November 19, 2007 at 7:17pm —
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Hey sportsfans! For those of you who have faithfully(?) kept up with my ramblings, a whole new Spinal Tap-ian incident or whatever the hell you want to call it is evolving. This one involves the Podsafe Music Network.
A friend, Bill Streeter of LO-FI Saint Louis, suggested putting my music on the Podsafe Music Network as a way of gaining exposure. I was a little hesitant at first, but finally agreed that it would be a good idea. So I registered.
And that's all I've been able to do. My artist p…
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Added by Screwy From St. Louie on November 17, 2007 at 12:53pm —
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