I'm sorry I left you without a dope comic to step to

[I Foreign I Comics]

Sorry, buddies, my most faithful of friends, You must've cried yourselves to sleep for the past 3 nights, with out a fantarded new I Foreign I comic to make you cry to sleep. Well, it's up now. Go see here: IForeignI.com The excuse: I was on the road, helping one of my oldest, dearest friends move from Boston to Chicago. Also, when I got home, I had no internet connection-- Still don't. Okay, enough of the sob story. I'll try to make it up to you next week, with a double feature, and a special guest writer...who could it be? Here at I Foreign I, we're all about equal opportunity for other comic writers and artists. If you have an idea for a good I Foreign I strip send it my way. If I like it I'll use it, so make sure your comic is not retarded. Only fandarded I Foreign I comics will be accepted. There are already two guest writers slated for print (though one would like to remain anonymous), but no guest artists have submitted yet -- Chickens. Thank you all for being. Oink Oink! your good friend, Jimmy Valentine iforeigni.com

[Bill Streeter]

Just don't let it happen again.

[MattHurst]

for print you say? as in zine-ification?!?!?!?