Drunk-Monkey's Bar

Shit - The bird shit on the statue. Piss - I have to piss like a race horse. Fuck - Fuck you. Cunt - She has a gorgeous cunt. Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker. Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker. Tits - Hey, nice tits.

SUMMARY: Researchers find that men who masturbate frequently are at a reduced risk of cancer. Frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer, Australian researchers have found. It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported on Wednesday. The researchers surveyed more than 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer, and 1,250 men who had not. They found that men who had ejaculated the most betwe… Continue

Gary Gygax, Dungeons & Dragons co-creator dies at 69 Continue

Goes out to the dumbshit who cut me off and slammed into the back of a cop car.




Some douche in a red van comes tearing out of no where during rush hour traffic at almost a 90 degree angle to the lane I`m in. He plows into the cop car right in front of me. Which is pretty ironic since when I merged into the lane, I saw the… Continue

Another school shooting, and it looks like another kid with problems shuffled around and ignored by the school. And yes, it all probably stems from crappy parenting, but even the best parent isn't always prepared to handle a kid with mental problems. Even if the parents seek help, usually the first resource is the school. If the school doesn't give a shit, or claim they don't have the resources to de… Continue